When your friend tell you that she pregnant
- wah .. congrats.. dah berapa bulan
- Nanti bersalin kat mana? Sapa jaga?
- Ada morning sickness x? Ada mengidam apa2 x?
WHen your friend just deliver
- so boy or girl?
- Bape berat dia? Amboi ringan je, apsal perut hang nampak besaq dulu ekk
- sakit x?
When your friend plan to shift to new place
- Jam x?
- Kat sana, neigbour dia cam ne? OK?
- Bape sewa?
When your friend buy new cosmetic/diet product
- Berkesan x?
- ada apa effect x?
- Bape rege?
When your friend tell you that she/he got new job
- Gaji bape? Tinggi ke?
- Apa dia kasik? Benefit
- Keje dia best ke? Ada travel ke?
WHen your friend got scholarship offer
- Ni loan ke scholarship?
- Kena keje ngn diorang ke? Ikat bape tahun?
- Bape dia kasik? CUkup ke?
When your friend tell you her bro get enggage
- Your younger or older brother
- YOU BILA LAGI ... < APA HALLLL...
March 23, 2009
March 09, 2009
Personality test again ...
Amik dari blog pojan ... some of it maybe true. One of my close friend cakap .. myself penuh tgh "afraid" .. "afraid" and i need to to know i can control stuff. dia mentions something which is maybe true ... yg aku akan serba x kena if i dunno what i should do for the weekends. I need to have plan. Not sure if that is bad or good but i do happy having all plan even sometimes it does not work according to plan seperti plan nak berjogging setiap petang :p
Give it a try ..
http://www.quizbox.com/personality/test82.aspx
Your view on yourself:
You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.
The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.
Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.
The seriousness of your love:
You are very serious about relationships and aren't interested in wasting time with people you don't really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.
Your views on education
Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.
The right job for you:
You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.
How do you view success:
You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.
What are you most afraid of:
You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.
Who is your true self:
You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.
Give it a try ..
http://www.quizbox.com/personality/test82.aspx
Your view on yourself:
You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.
The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.
Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.
The seriousness of your love:
You are very serious about relationships and aren't interested in wasting time with people you don't really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.
Your views on education
Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.
The right job for you:
You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.
How do you view success:
You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.
What are you most afraid of:
You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.
Who is your true self:
You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.
March 08, 2009
Believe or not ...
Hari ni masa kat kampung tiba2 termuncul lak topik pasal benda2 yg macam x logik but it happens. One of thing pasal bentan. My mum ada satu "poem"( bolehkah? i dont want to use "jampi serampah" or mentera.. mcm too dukun la plak) yg dia dapat dari jiran kitorang masa aku kecik2 la. Masa tu mak selalu bentan. For those yg tak tau.. bentan ni penyakit lepas bersalin. aku pun x tau apa scientific name dia .. but as far as I know benda ni boleh happen kalau makan benda2 sejuk macam tembikai la .. nangka le .. nasi sejuk le and boleh kena kat org yg tak tahan je le. Mak aku cakap simpton2 dia .. kepala rasa besar .. sendi2 rasa sakit .. mengigil2 sampai kat kat perut pun mengigil. Kalau dah tahap mengigil critical .. bahayalah .. boleh pendarahan dalam perut especially kalau luka x sembuh betul lagi. Apa yg aku perasan org putih cam bantai je semua benda lepas bersalin .. tapi diorang x de masalah ni. so maybe antibody badan kot. i pun dunno.
Anyway berbalik pasal "poem" tadi. Walaupun susah nak masuk akal tapi "poem" ni dah terbukti berkesan for several ocassion. Of course le kan case mak aku ... sampai dia dapat "poem" ni. Then masa kakak ipar aku bersalin anak kedua .. dia termakan nasi sejuk sebab confuse yg mana nasi baru :p. Puas abang aku baca semua ayat2 quran yg related. baca surah yasin bekali2 n kali minum la .. but still the same. At the end, he call my mum tanya nak buat apa. My mum suruh le try "poem" tu .. and right after my bro baca je poem tu .. my sis terus lega. weird ar .. after that .. my bro did try a few times to his friend's wife and it works. My mum pun ada kasik gak le poem ni kat kawan jiran sebelah. It also work for his daughter yg dok asyik masuk hospital after bersalin.
The weirdest thing is .. i've read the poem .. but could not find anything special about it. I've read n read .. n try to make it logical tapi x dapat gak. Cannot relate how this poem can help utk ubat org yg bentan. Is it just coincidently ?? Actually ada banyak benda lagi yg aku wonder... like my friend cakap atuk dia boleh communicate with his friend yg jauh berbatu2 without any phone.. or ada pencuri masuk rumah dia but x jumpa jalan keluar le. I'm sure there must be some explaination out there. Maybe x sampai masa kita tau lagi kot.
Anyway kat bawah ni le poem ni but my mum cakap syarat dia kena beli poem ni ngn owner dia with 25sen + asam jawa + garam + jarum.
** ganti Mrs X with sapa yg bentan
Anyway berbalik pasal "poem" tadi. Walaupun susah nak masuk akal tapi "poem" ni dah terbukti berkesan for several ocassion. Of course le kan case mak aku ... sampai dia dapat "poem" ni. Then masa kakak ipar aku bersalin anak kedua .. dia termakan nasi sejuk sebab confuse yg mana nasi baru :p. Puas abang aku baca semua ayat2 quran yg related. baca surah yasin bekali2 n kali minum la .. but still the same. At the end, he call my mum tanya nak buat apa. My mum suruh le try "poem" tu .. and right after my bro baca je poem tu .. my sis terus lega. weird ar .. after that .. my bro did try a few times to his friend's wife and it works. My mum pun ada kasik gak le poem ni kat kawan jiran sebelah. It also work for his daughter yg dok asyik masuk hospital after bersalin.
The weirdest thing is .. i've read the poem .. but could not find anything special about it. I've read n read .. n try to make it logical tapi x dapat gak. Cannot relate how this poem can help utk ubat org yg bentan. Is it just coincidently ?? Actually ada banyak benda lagi yg aku wonder... like my friend cakap atuk dia boleh communicate with his friend yg jauh berbatu2 without any phone.. or ada pencuri masuk rumah dia but x jumpa jalan keluar le. I'm sure there must be some explaination out there. Maybe x sampai masa kita tau lagi kot.
Anyway kat bawah ni le poem ni but my mum cakap syarat dia kena beli poem ni ngn owner dia with 25sen + asam jawa + garam + jarum.
** ganti Mrs X with sapa yg bentan
mana mula berakit
tonggak sangga menyangga
kenapa "Mrs X" bentan urat
hantu sapa menyapa
kalau bertegur dek orang lalu
satu tiarap satu terlentang
masak sekelian tawar
keluar sekelian bisa
kabul mustajap berkat doa
la ila haill allah muhammad dur rasulallah
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